Someday, I will travel around the world with my man Zé and money we will earn in Euro-Million.
First Stop: Spain. Bull fights, Spanish girls and a Barcelona-Real Madrid game we will see.
Second Stop: France. Eiffel Tower, croissants, the city of love with too Colin Rouge workers we will visit.
Third Stop: Germany. Drink beer and try out some girls.
Forth Stop: Nederland. Girls in a shop exposed with legal drugs, a good night we will have for certain.
Fifth Stop: Italy. Pizza, “spaghetti” and we will see some gladiator girls in a coliseum.
Sixth Stop: Russia. Vodka and cold, some girls will have to get us hot.
Seventh Stop: India. Sacred Cows… Hm! I will not want to eat it, but a Rabbi's wife maybe.
Eighth Stop: Japan. I’ve never liked Asian girls, but with the technologic break-outs there it could mean a miracle.
Ninth Stop: USA. Hollywood, Las Vegas casino house, Miami beaches and crazy American girls. I do not know what I’m going to do.
Tenth Stop: Brazil. Rio de Janeiro, almost naked girls, it makes a man lose his head.
After we returns to Portugal and we work to earn money again!
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Eleventh stop: Hospital, with AIDS or Tuberculosis. Old ugly women handling syringes, trying to needle our butts. :)
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the best text :p
This text is so awesome, really funny. Take me with you :D
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